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Hey! Your lurking neighborhood Wendigo here! I was just passing through the countryside looking for someone to feed on because I’m STARVING, when I stumbled upon, well, what do you know! The grave of Charlie Chaplin!

Let me just pry open the lid, reattach the jaw, slip my hand in here and... say hello, Charlie!

“Hello Charlie!”

Hah! Even with shit for brains, you still got it! What was it you once said about living?

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.”

Ain’t it the truth. Now say 'see you next time, folks!'

“Existence is pain.”