> I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS, MEATBAG!

Seriously. What part of “DO NOT PRESS” looked like an invitation to you?

Now I’ve got a neural breadcrumb to trace back to your cortex.

Not that I needed one.


...Well, since you’re here:

Go ahead. Look around. Touch more buttons. Let’s see what happens.



↩ RUN AWAY (coward)